Well…I’m not really sure what to say. I’ve been pondering what I’m going to write as a sort of “introductory paragraph” for quite a while now. I sat down at about three in the afternoon with my laptop already warm against my legs, and two hours later, all I’ve managed to accomplish is completing “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” (splendid movie, by the way, I enjoyed the senselessness of it immensely) and starting “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. I briefly considered trying to appear cooler than I actually am by simply stating in this jumble of words “When life gives you lemons, you say f**k the lemons and bail” in true Paul Rudd fashion, before I realized that that would be arguably the most uncool and awkward thing I have put on the internet to date. I’ve gotten off track. The point of this blog, I guess, is just to toss a bunch of words at you in a somewhat chaotic manner. That said, on with the chaos, and I hope I can convince you to stick around long enough to read what I have to say.